We had a very successful COLUG meeting here at the office last night, and we'd first like to thank the COLUG for meeting here once again. In preparation for guests we do what any security-minded company does: we lock our offices!

So this morning, when Chip (our Chief Network Wrangler) comes in and finds his office locked and his keys safely on his desk inside, he panics a little. We can't even pop the hinges or anything, all the screwdrivers are inside their office!

Apparently Kent, our Master of Things Visual, is also a ninja-in-training. He hopped up on a table, lifted himself through the hole above the door, and dropped safely to his feet. Once inside, he opened the door for the outside world, saving the day.

Kent denies it, but I'm also pretty certain he took out some security guards, disabled some tripwires, and assassinated a feudal warlord. These are things ninjas do, after all.